This set contains 2 videos and a full gallery of my feet playing around during my job at the pie factory. People are saying the factory where I work makes the best custard pies ever, and as you'll see, the reason for that is my secret ingredients--my feet, toes and soles! In the first scene, you see me making a pie by filling the case with custard (and my foot) before adding lashings of fresh, cold, gloopy cream--I bring in the other foot and give it a good stir for good measure.

In the main video, after being caught sticking my feet in the produce, I'm reprimanded by the boss and demoted to picking and packing, so to really stick it to the man, I decide I'm going to do the whole job using just my feet, making sure the ingredients are still there, I swirl, dip, smush and crush the pies under my feet, watch the cream ooze between my toes and around my soles. I can't help but want to stomp my feet into the middle of some of them and the filling flies everywhere! After I'm confident I've done a good job, I begin to move them along the production line before arriving at the final pie, which I just completely destroy for good measure before popping it into its box for shipping off to a local super market. Remember next time you have a custard pie from the shop and it tastes so good, it might just be because of my secret ingredients and specialist methods.

This set includes 2 videos and a gallery set in a zip file.

This video was inspired by British slapstick comedy and was put out in March 2023--the same month as Red Nose Day airs in the Uk. 20% of all sales off this set will be donated to Comic Relief. Donations will be made once every 3 months (starting in June 2023) and I will post share the amount donated each quarter via my Twitter account (link can be found in my profile).